HOW TO LOVE ME
please be advised that everything i say on this stage is to be taken quite literal that every word spoken, no matter how unusual is meant to teach you a concept so pivotal a lesson so integral to a message so powerful it’s too simple to go over your heads, so listen close i am a very simple individual my mind is made up of ideas and facts ranging from random to quizzical (some might even say radical) my imagination is seated on both sides of the spectrum from strange to beautiful my enthusiasm over the smallest things are what make me most jovial and my humor is rather hysterical lighthearted quips but i prefer the dark stuff like my drinking rituals so if you wanna make me laugh please ensure to be comical in your approach to being conversational accompanied with a bottle of Jack Daniel’s and i love hypotheticals provide a scenario and i’ll go off on a never ending ramble consisting of complex babble mixed with ans...